FAQ

HOW LONG WILL MY ORDER TAKE?

Printing takes 2-3 business days. Delivery takes another 2-5 days in metro cities, 5-9 elsewhere. So realistically, 5-8 business days door to door. You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships.

WHY DOES IT TAKE LONGER THAN OTHER STORES?

Because we don't hold stock. Your tee doesn't exist until you order it - it gets printed for you specifically. That's why we can offer designs nobody else is printing, and why nothing ever shows up out of stock.

WHAT SIZE SHOULD I GET?

Our tees are an oversized unisex fit - they drop at the shoulder and sit wider and shorter than a regular tee. Don't assume your usual size. Take a t-shirt you already own and like the fit of, lay it flat, measure the chest from armpit to armpit, double it, and match that to our size guide on the product page. If you want it closer to a regular fit, go one size down.

CAN I EXCHANGE IF THE SIZE IS WRONG?

Yes. One exchange per order, within 7 days of delivery, tee unworn and unwashed with tags on. You pay to send it back, we pay to send the new one.

DO YOU DO REFUNDS?

On this first drop, size and change-of-mind returns are exchange-only. But if the tee arrives damaged, the print is defective, you got the wrong item, or it never turns up - full refund, no argument, and you usually won't need to ship anything back.

WILL THE PRINT CRACK OR FADE?

Not if you treat it right. Wash inside out in cold water, skip the bleach, and don't run an iron directly over the print. Do that and it'll outlast the joke.